While relaxing and mind-vegging last night as a change-of-pace for a busy day, I ran across one of my favorite Dreamworks animated movies, Shrek the Third, while flipping channels. I’ve seen them more than once, I like all of them, a lot, but I was curiously caught off guard by one scene in the film I found oddly applicable and humorously accurate to some WordPress comment-threads lately that myself and other blog-friends have been involved.
For those of you that know about what I write — John Zande, Arkenaten, Nan, Scottie, Jeff, Robert, and some others — this parody is for you/us. Watch first the scene I’m referring to, then after… down below, I will change the character names to enhance the humor. 😀
Now for character-name changes and adjusted script…
- Prince Charming = Prince Prober (reasonable scrutiny)
- Capt. Hook = Capt. Spook aka ColoringSprinkles
- Shrek = Gawd In Carnations
- New Heir/Arthur = Prince Kryst
- Pinnochio = J. BrainYawn
Lights, camera, action…
Prince Prober: You! …You can’t lie. So tell me, puppet… where is Gawd In Carnations?
J. BrainYawn: Well… I don’t know where he’s not.
Prince Prober: You’re telling me you don’t know where Gawd In Carnations is?
J. BrainYawn: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume… …that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Prober: So you do know where he is!
J. BrainYawn: On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty… that undeniably
Prince Prober: Stop it!
J. BrainYawn: …I do not know where he shouldn’t be. If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t not where I knew he was, it could mean…
[On the good ship Lollipop…]
Piglet #2: Enough! Gawd In Carnations went off to bring back the next heir!
Prince Prober: He’s bringing back the next heir?
J. BrainYawn: NO!
Prince Prober: Spook! Get rid of this new “King Kryst”. But bring Gawd In Carnations to me. I have something special in mind for him.
J. BrainYawn: He’ll never fall for your tricks!
All of you enjoy the rest of your week and have a weekend of laughing and debauchery!
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