While relaxing and mind-vegging last night as a change-of-pace for a busy day, I ran across one of my favorite Dreamworks animated movies, Shrek the Third, while flipping channels. I’ve seen them more than once, I like all of them, a lot, but I was curiously caught off guard by one scene in the film I found oddly applicable and humorously accurate to some WordPress comment-threads lately that myself and other blog-friends have been involved.
For those of you that know about what I write — John Zande, Arkenaten, Nan, Scottie, Jeff, Robert, and some others — this parody is for you/us. Watch first the scene I’m referring to, then after… down below, I will change the character names to enhance the humor. 😀
Now for character-name changes and adjusted script…
- Prince Charming = Prince Prober (reasonable scrutiny)
- Capt. Hook = Capt. Spook aka ColoringSprinkles
- Shrek = Gawd In Carnations
- New Heir/Arthur = Prince Kryst
- Pinnochio = J. BrainYawn
Lights, camera, action…
Prince Prober: You! …You can’t lie. So tell me, puppet… where is Gawd In Carnations?
J. BrainYawn: Well… I don’t know where he’s not.
Prince Prober: You’re telling me you don’t know where Gawd In Carnations is?
J. BrainYawn: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume… …that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Prober: So you do know where he is!
J. BrainYawn: On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty… that undeniably
Prince Prober: Stop it!
J. BrainYawn: …I do not know where he shouldn’t be. If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t not where I knew he was, it could mean…
[On the good ship Lollipop…]
Piglet #2: Enough! Gawd In Carnations went off to bring back the next heir!
Prince Prober: He’s bringing back the next heir?
J. BrainYawn: NO!
Prince Prober: Spook! Get rid of this new “King Kryst”. But bring Gawd In Carnations to me. I have something special in mind for him.
J. BrainYawn: He’ll never fall for your tricks!
All of you enjoy the rest of your week and have a weekend of laughing and debauchery!
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Exactly like every conversation I’ve ever had or read with apologists involved.
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Sometimes it seems we’re trapped inside a merry-go-round vortex, huh? 😛 😉
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Sometimes?
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HAH! Yep. 😉
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“On the good ship, lollipop…” – It’s true, lol!
Someone told me once that reality and fantasy are completely interchangeable for those who care not to see the difference.
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The human brain is capable of the MOST fascinating, random, creative “dimensions” on this planet… and probably in our Solar System, eh? 😉
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True, that.
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You should write more plays Professor. I bet you could put the blush on the rose if you wished to, and you are a good judge of how people react. Hugs
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HAH! Thank you Scottie! So tell me then… how did YOU react to this post? 😉 😁
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Lol, that was good! I’m not sure I know what all of your threads have been about, but I’m also not sure that I’m not!
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My sentiments entirely, Jessica.
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Hahaha!!! That was great Jess! So now I’m not sure that you, with any uncertainty, would not know what I may or may not be saying because I don’t even know right now WITH tons of certainty what WE are or are not talking about! 😉 😛
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Thanks for the chuckles, Professor; your talents know no bounds sir!
P.S. Your commenter Jessica sounds typical of all of mine!
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Bwahahaha!!! Yeah, they sorta ARE like that… especially the weird one with Steampunk top hat that inadvertently demands we mustn’t have any brilliant thoughts running amok! 😛
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How did I miss this?
I don’t get it? Which one is me?
I better not be the pig! Or all three pigs, even.
😉
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Hahaha… Ark, how tha hell am I supposed to know why/how you missed this? Check your “Settings,” make sure you’re tuned up. Then do the same for your WordPress Settings! 😛 LOL
You are Prince Prober, sometimes Charming. Bwahahahaha!!! 🤣
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