Oh Lord, Forgive Me My Zins

7 Deadly Zins

I am more a cocktail sort of guy, but this red Zinfandel not only grabbed my pocket-book, it enslaved my palette too.  And if you enjoy a good laugh along with good friends, food and wine, then read their back label, written below.  I plan to try as many of their wines as possible and become a zinful wine-O myself (wink).  Oh, and I am also a big fan of anything that mocks or makes a parody of orthodox religions; pick any one of them!

I’m raging with ire, an ocean of fire,
My Wrath is the path to all I desire.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
I’m inflated with pride, near-bursting inside,
A self-centered repenter, Vanity’s bride.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
I’m mired in mud, inert as a slug,
Sloth is the cloth that’s woven my rug.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
I eat day and night, consuming all in my sight,
A Glutton with nothing but a huge appetite.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
My will I ignore, my Envy’s a chore,
Over-zealous and jealous, I want so much more.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
I’m ravenous to feast, an insatiable beast,
I concede to the Greed demanding release.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.
I hunger for trust, my cravings a must,
My sin is the Zin enslaving my Lust.
Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins.

If you are interested in learning more about this fine, reasonably priced wine and their winery, then please visit their website:  http://www.michaeldavidwinery.com/