A Steampunk Aesthetic House

In mainstream Steampunk today most who are new to the genre, styles, and stories might think it is all about the recent movies, books, computer fantasy gaming, and the costume conventions. Granted, this would be generally correct, but that would be a limited perspective and interpretation of current Steampunk.

More and more Steampunk interior/exterior design companies are popping up across the nation and around the world, particularly in large metropolitan areas where numerous older homes exist. For example, there is Because We Can (BWC) architects in Alameda, CA, who specialize in all things Steampunk, even mobile-vehicular art. There is also Bruce Rosenbaum’s ModVic, an art and design company based in Thorndike, MA.

Outside of the U.S. there are numerous companies specializing in Steampunk art and design. There is a fine designer-artisan in Minsk, Belarus named Dmitriy Tikhonenko and his Steampunk company Metal Art Studio. His copper, brass, and bronze artwork is simply phenomenal craftmanship in the Steampunk aesthetic. Here is some of his work:

Continuing with non-American designers and artisans, there is The Rookery at Roughlee in East Lancashire, U.K. They incorporate “elements of rustic living and combine them with the industrial history of Lancashire.” There is also Steel Vintage Industrial Furniture Company based in Thornbury, Bristol, U.K. and offer innovative designs “in the industry of restored vintage industrial furniture.” Both these companies design and create outstanding Steampunk aesthetics for your home. Give them both a looksee.

Getting back to Bruce Rosenbaum’s ModVic company, over the last 10+ years he and his wife’s company have become one of the acclaimed marquee Steampunk designers and home furnishings business in the nation.

Co-owner Bruce Rosenbaum of home designs and furnishings, ModVic

As Bruce describes his work from The Preservation Artisans Guild he belongs to, he explains:

Bruce rosenbaum of modvic, llc

Take a look at the completed projects of Rosenbaum and ModVic:

In 2007 Bruce and his wife Melanie founded ModVic Art & Design Company. They both stumbled into the field by refurbishing and recreating their own home into the first functional Steampunk house.

Bruce & Melanie Rosenbaum of modvic, llc

Here is Bruce explaining his entrepreneurial spirit in the Steampunk Aesthetic:

Rosenbaum’s creations have also been featured on PBS documentaries (Public Broadcasting Service, a non-commercial American network). The documentary? PBS’s American Experience “The Lie Detector.” Bruce Rosenbaum and his colleague Ben Cowden were asked to create the needed props and aesthetics for the film based on the early 20th-century interconnected lives of John Larson, William Marston and Leonarde Keeler in their independent efforts to detect lies and expose liars. They received critical acclaim for their contributions, recreations, and work for the film. See below.

The Rosenbaum-Cowden recreation of the original Lie Detector machine for the PBS documentary “The Lie Detector” aired Dec. 2022 on PBS American Experience
Original photo of the original Lie Detector machine recreated by Rosenbaum-Cowden
The making of The Lie Detector Machine by Rosenbaum-Cowden

ModVic and Rosenbaum have also been deservedly highlighted in Architectural Digest, the Wall Street Journal, HGTV, the Boston Globe, The New York Times, Wired Magazine, and The Chicago Tribune as well as featured on A&E, NPR, MTV, CNN, and Netflix. And here’s the really fascinating part of Bruce’s and Melanie’s ModVic successes:

The 1876 Victorian Rosenbaum home that also functions as their gallery and workshop space

This authentic 1876 former Victorian Church turned house is located in Palmer, Massachusetts, and is pure, all-out Steampunk inside while preserving the classic Victorian-Edwardian architecture and exquisite designs of the bygone Era kept alive. It is a dream home I wish I could imitate or closely follow in the footsteps of his imaginative industrial art. If you want a thorough look inside and out, you can view it to your heart’s content in the Netflix series “Amazing Interiors” (Steampunk Wonderland – Episode 8).

Helioman, another Rosenbaum ModVic contraption

Due to the success of ModVic, Bruce is sought after around the U.S. and abroad not only on commercial or residential projects, but also to educate others in how to imagine, locate items for repurposing, design, and building Steampunk aesthetics through a Janusian Thinking process. This ‘combination of opposites’ helps resolve problems of repurposing while taking us back in time to reunite with the past, present, and future. I have to admit, Bruce accomplishes wonderful aesthetics with sublime flamboyance that Steampunk offers. Well done Bruce, very well done! Here’s to you with a fine brandy, raised and gently swirled in one of your contraptions!

A Libations Gyro-Orbital, perhaps? Cheers!

“Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real.”

jules verne, around the world in eighty days

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Herb Gardener Extraordinaire

I have picked up a new hobby these last 4-6 months. I love my new hobby. It brings me much solace and therapeutic benefits given my circumstances.

Because I spend a lot of my days and evenings in the kitchen making healthy recipes and meals for my Early Alzheimer’s Mom, that on her own she would live off of strictly potato chips, cheeses, almonds, walnuts, and cheese cakes or Blue Bell ice cream exclusively, grazing on these items all morning, afternoon, evening, and into the wee-hours of 1:00am — 3:00am, without pause, so I do this in the kitchen.

How is my herb garden coming along you ask? Well, I’d say for my very first late-summer, early-autumn seeding, rooting, and transplanting, I think pretty damn good. I have some viewers and followers (Arkenatan of A Tale Unfolds) who have been doing this sort of gardening for years and decades, and compared to them I am certainly a rookie learning as I go. For the most part, I must say that I’m fairing pretty well. And according to Mom and sister, when I use some of my various herbs in recipes for them, they are impressed and sometimes rave how good a gourmet chef I’ve become. There is nothing like super fresh herbs straight from your own garden to kitchen and table! Want to see my own home-grown herbs? Of course you do. 😉

Named from top left tier to right, middle tier L to R, and bottom tier L to R images below. My pitchers of liquid seaweed in background.
Garlic Chives
Dwarf Parsley
Bunching Evergreen Onions, had to block the glare with hand.
English Thyme
Sweet Mint.
More Bunching Onions, because they need “spreading” once 3″ — 5″ tall.
Cilantro that we use in many recipes, especially our Pico de Gallo.
More Mint (Spearmint) for my hot teas and recipes like Loin of Lamb or on crackers, as seen below.
Common Oregano, or Oraganum vulgare. New sprouts on the left.

Then not pictured from my garden, but otherwise in two pot containers, my Basil Prospera F1, also known as Genovese or Basil Valentino, as pictured here:

Though mine is F1 Organic, not “PS5.”

Back in late September I planted Rosemary seeds (Rosmarinus officinalis) which grows and thrives very well here in Central Texas. But surprisingly and to my slight dismay my one little sprout—out of 4 or 5 seed-pots—died earlier this week. Grrrrr, can’t win them all, huh? I’ll try again in the Spring 2024. They should do alright for then and rooting/growing in my pots for the full sun summer.

Two of many recipes I’ve used these home-grown herbs for are my fresh Basil Pesto, Mediterranean Veggie or Margarita pizzas, or this one below, Creamy Chicken Pesto Penne Pasta with fresh spinach and sundried tomatoes:

Creamy Chicken Pesto Penne Pasta with spinach & sundried tomatoes.

Or this smash hit today, Rosemary & Olive oil crackers with my fresh Sweet Mint leaves, Rat Trap Cheddar or Danish Bleu Cheese (from Denmark), topped with cherry tomato halves. Compliment this appetizer with a glass of—my favorite red—like Mendoza Valley (Argentina) Malbec or a bold Cabernet Sauvignon to explode the flavors and fragrance in your mouth and nose, image below:

My very fresh Sweet Mint cuttings, cherry tomato halves in container. Mom in the background in her usual spot on the couch enjoying her snack immensely!

These last several months growing my herbs from seed have been wonderfully satisfying and a bit of therapy for my otherwise full-time/overtime Caretaking of Mom. I’d say it is coming along nicely, wouldn’t you? 🌱🌿

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Too Good To Be True!

Something utterly remarkable happened the other day! If it had happened any other way in any other form or time, you’d never believe me. I’m not sure I believe me or this whackyfied life. I am altogether ecstatic and devastated at the same time by its enormity.

Where’s Waldo?

It was as if you had been searching endlessly for Waldo for many years and suddenly, he walks up behind you and taps you on the shoulder, then says, “Have you been looking for me?” Dumbfounded and in shock you can only stutter in a whispered reply, “If you only knew.”

These are moments that most 8-billion people on Earth wish for or dream about. You know, beyond any shadow of a doubt just how rare an occurrence this is for a lifetime, likely several lifetimes. This is how it all began…

My day had started as most any other day would. Slowly, VERY slowly and awkwardly roll out of bed or fight to get out of bed like a flipped-over-on-its-shell Galápagos turtle. I struggle to make a simple cup of joe/coffee, go open up all the kitchen and living room blinds, then make my way outside to water all the flowers and plants so that they have a chance not to wilt and spontaneously combust in the unrelenting Texas, USA, and global firestorm heatwave these last 45–60 days. So far, so good. Until I remembered once the coffee-maker finished with my Brazilian Cafezinho (from the state of Rio de Janeiro) that… damn it, we are out of creamer, and not just any ole generic creamer—my Amaretto creamer. Not good, not at all good.

I grab my wallet, grab the car-keys, and grab my cell phone then jump into the Toyota Avalon to head to the somewhat nearby popular H-E-B grocer. This is where things began to get bizarre.

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Fantastic News!

Finally, finally, FINALLY we get this nation’s most horrific, crooked, immoral President indicted, hopefully too, convicted! I am so thrilled… to a cautious degree, of course. For the last 20-something years I have seriously doubted, laughed at, and threw my hands up thousands of times at this legal Constitutional concept that our Founding Fathers applied and employed in our Charters of Freedom and that far too many normal Americans have become oblivious to and worse… dangerously indifferent about:

No man [or woman] is ever above the law; not even the standing President or a former President. Every single U.S. citizen is supposed to be treated EQUALLY and equitably by the Laws of the Land. Always. Period.

Nevertheless, this is how one of my favorite news journalists, Heather Cox Richardson, reported the wonderful, unprecedented event on her exceptional blog, Letters from An American:

The New York grand jury investigating Trump’s 2016 hush-money payments to adult film actor Stormy Daniels has voted to indict the former president. While we don’t know the full range of charges, Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg’s office confirmed that they were forthcoming tonight when it released a statement saying, “This evening we contacted Mr. Trump’s attorney to coordinate his surrender to the Manhattan D.A.’s office for arraignment on a Supreme Court indictment, which remains under seal.”

This is the first time in history a former United States president has been indicted, although it is worth remembering that it is not new for our justice system to hold elected officials accountable.

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE

Now, let all of us normal, intelligent, and reasonably patriotic Americans hope true justice is assured and the right decision(s) are carried out fully. 👏🏻 Otherwise, the alternative (the precedent) is very disturbing and puts this nation’s very survival at high risk of which it may never recover. 🥺

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The Family Story & Accolades

This might just be one of my shortest, quickest blog-posts. You’re welcome followers of less-than 100-words, and lesser content. 😉 Enjoy.

Yesterday Mom and I talked at length about our family tree, genealogy, and what traits we are best known for. Here are the seven highlights, or bullet-points we rednecks from rural Texas—specifically small towns around Austin and south Houston—that have made us famous. Read them with envy folks because it’s only here in Texas that we be so proud and patriotic of these American/Texas qualities!

  • Spermification by the men of the family.
  • Fornification by all in the family.
  • Gestation, frequently.
  • Womanly Inflation.
  • Birthification of previous –cations.
  • Enormous Familialfication. And then…
  • Confirmation of the previous six Occasions.

This is essentially the truthy story of the Bonnet-Miller family tree. Thank you and may all your dreams of “family” come to fruition as it has for ours! 😄😈

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P.S. My Release of Liability Clause — Redneck Republican Texans are renown for making up words and a lexicon—and a delusional reality—that does not follow ANY linguistic or grammatical or logical global standard of quality. We are basically dumber than a bag of hammers. Thank you, and please return to your normally scheduled program.

Later Addendum — March 14, 2023:

A popular family story of my Mom’s sister, Mildred, and her three boys: Greg, Billy, and Clay.

For example, my a-FOURmentioned three maternal cousins—two of which I grew up with closely—have a story when they three were young boys/men out hunting on foot, outside of Leander, Texas. They had left their truck about 1-2 miles near the entry/exit gate, the one with the typical cow-grids or cow-guards you find EVERYWHERE in the Texas kun-tree.

As it was beginning to get late, the sun was nearing the tree-line and the three of them were tired and hungry. They had not shot ANYTHING! Not even a squirrel or dove—and those two animals are abundantly skurring and flapping around in the thousands, if not millions, in Texas! They were plum frustrated and wanted to get back to the truck and go home, now! They hadn’t shot anything most probably because the three of them couldn’t shut-up talking and joking. But they had a bigger problem. None of them could remember exactly which direction the empty truck-of-salvation was located. They debated with each other as to which compass-arrow lie the truck at the gate. Now there was another dilemma to address.

Being late and tired, two of them didn’t want to walk all the way back to the truck. They tried to talk one of the others to go get the truck and drive it back to pick-up the other two. But this decision on WHO should walk 1-2 miles back wasn’t appealing to any of them; they wanted the other to do it. Now they had a quorum, but more importantly (or discouragingly), they did NOT have a clear majority vote. Stalemate every time. Meanwhile, the oldest one was dispatching wisdom of their quandry:

“The sun rises in the east, over there, and then sets in the west… somewhere over there. Therefore, based on the position of the Sun now, us, and the lost truck, I approximate it to be in that direction.”

But Clay doubts his oldest brother’s solar-compass skills and asks him how precise his compassing degrees really are. Because “it is late-Fall early-Winter, and the Sun rises and sets in different positions based on the season and month.” Was his calculations based on Spring/Summer (the Equinox) or on Fall/Winter (the Solstice)? Furthermore, “the Earth’s rotation around the Sun is elliptical, AND to further complicate our lostness, the Earth’s daily rotation on its axis varies in minutes and hours over a 24-hour period throughout a solar calendar!”

Billy, the middle brother, comes up with an ingenious idea based upon what his two brothers have just argued or explained:

“Well, if both of you are correct or incorrect, and none of us want to walk back to get the truck, if the Earth rotates as you two say it does, then maybe we should just sit here and let the truck come to us!”

Live Well – Laugh Often – Love Much – Learn Always

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