If aliens ever do land on Earth, don’t get all huffy if their greeting turns out to be: “Take me to your ant.“
— National Geographic Magazine, May 2011 issue
Perhaps the sub-heading would read like this:
“After years of examination, species comparison, selflessness analysis, and teamwork analysis, the extraterrestrials decide they want to take with them Earth’s ant populations.”
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