Britain’s Top Lorry Drivers Go Head-2-Head

Top Gear’s Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May

Laughter is truly one of the best medicines and I usually get my fix from this threesome:  Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May of BBC’s auto and all-things-mobile show, Top Gear.  This series is now approaching 17 award-winning seasons.  It is very difficult for me to pick only one all-time favorite, but undoubtedly this episode ranks as one of my top five.  I hope you have about 35 minutes to spare to watch these three guys attempt being even decent Lorry drivers (in American English: truck drivers) because it is typical but also atypical British wit at its best!  Enjoy….


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Headline: “All Earthly Ants Abducted by Aliens!”

Weaver ants work closely together linking to each other over distances too great for their body length

If aliens ever do land on Earth, don’t get all huffy if their greeting turns out to be:      “Take me to your ant.

National Geographic Magazine, May 2011 issue
Perhaps the sub-heading would read like this:

“After years of examination, species comparison, selflessness analysis, and teamwork analysis, the extraterrestrials decide they want to take with them Earth’s ant populations.”

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A Beetle’s Demise

While I was sitting down taking a break at work one day, I noticed this certain small type of beetle on the ground laying on its back trying desperately with all 6 or 8 of its legs (this picture was the closest representation I could find) to flip back over upright.  I watched it struggle for at least 10 minutes to no avail.  At the end of the day I went back to the spot, or I should say the dying minutes of this helpless beetle’s final resting place, laying lifeless there still on its back.  Witnessing this ordeal made me think to myself  “This is a profoundly deep debate for the Creationist and the Evolutionist and offers both a question or two.”

For the Creationist: God is all-knowing, God is all-powerful, according to the Judean-Christian Holy Scriptures.  The insects God has created or designed on this earth with purpose,  are all good and beautiful.  Yet what beautiful purpose was there in that beetle accidentally falling over onto its back (like a turtle) only to die in 5-7 hours?  Why did the “designer” of that beetle make it’s legs incapable of pushing itself BACK over upright to live out a FULLER lifespan?

For the Evolutionist: How is this beetle’s death going to eventually “change” this obvious biological anatomical flaw in its descendents if it dies today like this?  How will that DNA in the following beetles be slightly reprogrammed for the next generation?

 

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