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I fear no Kryptonite!
“Girlfriend’s Liability Release Clause: Terms of male service are subject to change or fail miserably when the male brain-fart is prevalent and unavoidable.”
There is a widely used misconception by “High-Testosterone” heterosexual Alpha males that they will perform euphoric miracles with their spouse/significant-other, if she allowed another woman to join them in the bed. These men (myself included) will greatly OVER-SHOOT expectations if she allows more than another woman but also — in his wild dream-state — 2 or 3 more hot women to join… knowing this one-in-a-million opportunity may never present itself again! I have fallen into this self-designed trap before.
After my partner gave me two explicit directions of how to please her, as well as the other women so that everybody has a memorable time, I assured her “Baby, I so got this.”
Little did I know that what I had been told many times throughout my High-T life — that men’s blood flows in only one direction — was so embarrassingly true. As the heat of the moment increased, my brain cells were drained of blood by one single selfish organ, and I couldn’t remember, much less focus on, what I was supposed to do when everyone’s clothes came off. After some time the women were whispering to each other a little frustrated “Can we get rid of the guy?”
Liability Release Clause kicks in….brain-farting by said male is in early onset!
The moral of this High-T brain-dead moment?
Men, our own fantasies are rarely based in reality: we are not the best multi-taskers contrary to our sometimes rather large egos, even when we are given a simple directional map drawn in crayons by our hopeful, patient, loving spouses/SO’s. Delusions of grandeur get the best of us.
The women are the Queens of multi-tasking, hands down.
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The Professor's Convatorium 